Europe:
DonkeShön
has been accepted as the German representative. She is on a
bio-tour tour to promote healthy eating; in this land
where the local cuisine leans resolutely towards the
dead-pig-and-potatoes regime, she may well have her work cut out.  Aaah!
The French mademoiselle has arrived!! Vive-la-Donque, fresh from a season of
prancing and dancing at the Moulin Rouge!! What an ȃccent! What an
ȃne!!
(no, that's not rude!) Je t'aime ma chérie!! Welcome to DonkEcology. You have assets which
will take you far..........just be careful of Carla B, she likes that
little fella Sarko (Besides, he donated the Donkerque site, so we don't want
to upset the haymarket)The WikiDonk recently exposed his cable to the world! He has subsequently been banished to his paddock, as he was leaking all over the place. Luck he wasn't arrested! |
| Scottish
donks are active as well - McDonk is organising the Braymore Hayland Games, to
be held at BrayHeart Castle. Activities will include the Hayland Fling
and the Long Leap to Freedom. Pom-E-Donks welcome as well. (Please note that McDonk is adamant, and the FFCD believes him, that he has no connection whatever
to the McClown who purveys fat, salt, refined flour, sugar and
chemical additives to the global masses in the guise of 'food') TreviDonk, based in Rome, is the FFCD's Vatican representative. He has a major project in mind: converting the Pope Mobile to DonkPower! Four specially selected donks will pull Il Papa's personal transport around, saving lots of pollution, and producing usable by-products en route. The donks are initially to be AlpDonks from Switzerland, selected for their imperturbability, stoicism and a liking for pasta. Their uniform coats will be emblazoned with the motto "Let us Bray" in keeping with the theological importance of their mission. Once in action they will be known as SmartDonks!! (Latest from Rome: slow progress on this issue unfortunately, as suitable harnesses and coats are still being designed by Emporio Armani. They must then be approved by Silvio B, but he is too busy chasing ladies of the nightl! When in Rome......go visit the TreviDonk, have a bite with the ParmaDonk and a tipple with the AstiDonk) |
| India: The SlumDonk (also known as the Donk MillionHair) has
now perfected his favourite dish, Hot Hay Brayani, and will be holding a
tasting soon - watch this space..........he faces stiff competition from the GoaDonk and her famous Chilli Carrot ASSortment! (HOT news - BioDonk has tasted the above dishes, and was last seen frantically emulating a dolphin in the waves as he attempted to quell the resulting flames. Back to the kitchen for SlumDonk and GoaDonk) |
USA: the
BronxDonk is
still looking for a companion, as NYC is a big and lonely place to be,
when the spring juices starting to flow......... (He has relocated to
the
White House lawns for winter, which proved quite tasty even if slightly
frozen; this saves on mowing costs for the
President, and provides a usable by-product for Michelle's veggie
patch. Go green Bronx!) All
nubile young AmeriDonks may apply to join Bronx in the Big Apple for an
exciting summer. Meet Donk-e-Donut from Missoulandianaville! She's a truly impressive AmeriDonk raised in the heartland and very keen to tackle M. Santo, who is purveying Grotesquely Modified Organisms (GMOs) to the world, and calling them 'seeds'. The FFCD wishes her all the best in this titanic battle - hope she breaks the ice and sinks her opponent! News flash: Pres O has put donks firmly on the map! JackAss is now an official term; the recipient of this riposte, one K West, should consider himself honoured!! 'Jack' (a famous President) is an honourable term for a male Donk, while 'ass' occurs many times in ancient texts, both theological and scatological. We'll keep you up to speed on further developments!! ScribeDonk (PS: PackDonk is himself a JackAss and can't understand what all the fuss is about. At least, this is what his other half calls him) |
