 KarmaDonk
came into play during an episode of the Amazingly Stupid Race 12 when a
couple of the wannabees stole a rival couple's taxi, and guess what -
they ran into KarmaDonk (a cousin of the EireDonk) who refused to budge for them, during the peat
transport task!! Said couple paid the price for their treachery and
were duly eliminated. (sadly,only from the ASR 12) |
| FujiDonk
is involved with the new Japanese government in secret deals which
would, if successful, see the return of Donk Power to the economy, and
the greening of the boring white cap on the eponymous mountain.
He is also very keen to get
involved with Greenpeace, as some of his best party mates were whales and
dolphins..........(however he thinks he might get seasick) FujiDonk is soon to be travelling to China to establish détente with the donks there, and hopefully cement a relationship with the famous TaoDeDonk in BrayJing. His brief there is to foment a DonkProtest against the despicable, cruel and inhumane practice of breeding thousands of macaque monkeys for the express purpose of supplying 'Big Pharma' with experimental material.............the FFCD is incensed! |
EcoFlash:
BioDonk has been declared methane-free!!
Yes - his "divine gastric
winds" are now free of the dastardly methane, due entirely to a
diet
additive of fish oil! However the jury is still out on the effect
of this neat trick on the scent of the actual emitted
odour........watch this space, or rather, keep an open nose when you
see BioDonk in your area. If this anti-methane solution is deemed
effective in the long term, it will be rolled out countrywide! (Please note that all DonkEmissions are monitored
for quality purposes, and may be used against them if not sufficiently
offensive)  {Note: We wish to apologise to our salmaniformes co-inhabitants for the relentless attack on their existence, in the quest for fish oil. We appreciate their sacrifice - all for a good cause. Bruce - President, FFCD} |
Crop circles: For
years people have been speculating as to the origin of these phenomena;
DonkEcology can now reveal that they were begun by disaffected donks
many years ago, in silent protest against the inhumane process whereby
their feathered friends the ducks and geese are force-fed corn to
fatten them up, and so produce the famed "foie gras" (French for 'fatty
liver') The BioDonk is highly unimpressed with this continuing state of affairs,
and is considering a protest in the European Parliament. Fatty liver
indeed. Sarko, you have been warned! |